Anonymous
asks:
what are your coordinates? how do you spend your free time? who are your seventeen best friends? what is your middle initial?

you can find more info of my home at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_of_Galilee. if you scroll down, there’s also a picture of my cousin, fried and served with chips.

i enjoy long swims at the beach

i’d hafta say my besties are the 12 disciples (duh) plus the sandaled Son of God, plus mary magdalene, plus God, plus the holy spirit, and lucifer’s actually pretty chill too

remember in elementary school when middle names were always a secret? come off anon and i might divulge

Anonymous
asks:
reveal your identity, jesustilapia.

lolz i thought the name would be obvious. i was one of the fish that jesus’ fisherman disciples caught off the coast of galilee

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